Big Butch Barks Back: MOMMA BUMP Busts a Rhyme

BIG BUTCH BARKS BACK

Created for some of the more raw and painful aspects of growing up different. Sometimes angry, sometimes funny, always honest. Sometimes, the language is very harsh because pain is not gentle.

I am determined to chronicle all aspects of living with absolute candor and genuineness. It allows a connection with others at a deep soul level because they see that you understand their struggles when you reveal your own. If you are offended by cursing or expect the beauty you see on my other blog, Whisper Creek, then you may want to avoid this one. This is the very human side of me, the one God plainly sees. It is the part that God is healing. Let that be my witness.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

MOMMA BUMP Busts a Rhyme

This was written for BIG BUTCH's buddy who I now refer to Momma Bump now that she is starting to show her little baby bump. It is the epitome of stupid, but it made her laugh. That makes me happy. I am always willing to look stupid for a good laugh.

My baby Bump, my tummy lump,
caused by my hunk, puts me in a funk
don't tell me that... I look so fat
cause I'll take a bat upside yo' hat.

One day I know, my Bump will grow
then I will squirt, and it will hurt
I'll scream and holla' at Bump's big fatha'
he'll run & hide, 'til you outside.

Then he'll come in, and I will grin
you made me puke, but you so cute
you look like me, we do agree
So I'll forgive, and you will live.

I'm out.

--Momma Bump

Big Butch Barks Back