BIG BUTCH BARKS BACK


Created for some of the more raw and painful aspects of growing up different. Sometimes angry, sometimes funny, always honest. Sometimes, the language is very harsh because pain is not gentle.

I am determined to chronicle all aspects of living with absolute candor and genuineness. It allows a connection with others at a deep soul level because they see that you understand their struggles when you reveal your own. If you are offended by cursing or expect the beauty you see on my other blog, Whisper Creek, then you may want to avoid this one. This is the very human side of me, the one God plainly sees. It is the part that God is healing. Let that be my witness.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

BIG BUTCH's Mad Skilz Barista Rap




I'm a bad gay barista and a sweet sista
slingin' that coffee every day.
Findin' it boring, steaming and pourin'
Lookin' to pass the time away.

So I spot me a honey lookin' for her money
and checkin' out my coffee menu.
I say "Like something hot, that'll hit the right spot.
May I make a suggestion or two."

How ‘bout a quad shot espresso, baby can we wrestle
Oops! Did I say that out loud?
Don’t mean no disrespect, but baby holy heck!
I could spot you in the biggest coffee crowd.

Then my mad barista skilz sends her body some thrills
and with a sneaky dyke grin I look her way.
And with my sweet southern drawl her white mocha I do call
And then I can hear the people say....

She's a mad skilz barista and a sweet sista
slingin' that coffee for her pay.
Pleasin' the honeys with steamed milk and some funnys
and makin' most of the bux barista way.
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