Big Butch's Letter to The Family Research Council :-)

Dear Family Research Council, 

I recently went to your website to get an update on a recent important matter regarding homosexuality, but couldn't find the news article. I found several regarding Officer Dan Choi, a gay military officer is fighting for this right to serve his country, showing horrible contempt for the law by doing so, as well as a discussion on a gay man in Texas who filed for divorce from his partner whom he "married" in Maine, only going to show that gays can't have long lasting relationships.

I searched your website as well as your blog, clicking on all the subjects, from family, marriage, even miscellaneous. And, although I did find that men could avoid aids if they would just have sex with women, I couldn't find an article on one of your co-founders George Rekers. In fact, I couldn't find mention of him anywhere. 

As you know, it was reported recently that he vacationed with a male prostitute from Rentboy.com. I realize that he had hired the dashing young man to carry his luggage, and I was hoping to get his telephone number to see if I could hire him to do the same for me on my upcoming vacation. I have a bad back you see and its so hard to carry all the bible tracts and literature I take with me to Europe. 

I checked on Rentboy to see if I could find the "luggage carrier" sextion (I'm sorry section), but couldn't locate it either. I was also hoping to schedule a gathering of these boys in order to witness to them about the dangers of a homosexual lifestyle. I know Dr. Rekers attempted to do the same for this poor soul on his vacation, and I would like to do the same. He is such a good example. I'm sure we could arrange some private prayer sessions to help them find their way. (Nothing like a few minutes on bended knee to restore our soul). 

Anyway, if you could send me the link to that article, I would be grateful. Or better yet, please give my email to George during your next board meeting and have him get back to me. I would greatly appreciate it.

Until then, I will be praying for this young boy, and others like him as I have their photos near my bed so that I may fall asleep thinking of their souls. 

Sincerely,

Big Butch